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America Can Suck My Balls

About 2-1/2 to 3 hours for a standard 9-inning game if nothing crazy happens.

But if it's tied after 9 innings, it goes into extra innings until someone wins. It could go on FOREVER!
 
It could go on forever, but, thanks to the Phillies-Braves NLCS game in 1993 that finished at like 3 in the morning, no inning will start after 2 a.m.; the game will be decided the next day.

That game sucked last night. The goddamned Phillies blew a gem of a start by Chan Ho Park and made like 4 errors (one of which resulted in the only run of the game). The had made 5 errors TOTAL in the previous 24 games.

Ay-yi-yi. We'll get 'em tonight, though!
 
If it's not raining in Philly, that is. It's been stormy and yucky here in NY most of today.
 
The game is in NY, yes?

Off to my 2-hour commute, then FFWD thru the game.
 
Yeah, I corrected myself in the other thread by mistake, before doing those score updates D'OH!

No more updates, other than tho say the score has changed since the 2nd inning. So it will be worth watching. ;)
 
We lost. Phuckin' Phillies!!! Oh well. For tonight it's the Braves and we're at home and Cole Hamils is pitching. I'm about to go talk some trash to my friend in Georgia so the Phils had better not embarrass me tonight GAWD DAMN IT!
 
Hamels. With an "e". You'd think you'd know how to spell the name of the dude who makes you cream your panties! I mean, I never misspell "Megan Fox" or "Melissa Rycroft", or "Nell Carter".
 
Um. Ew.
 
LETS STICK TO THE TOPIC WHICH IS AMERICA AND SUCKING BALLS I FEEL THIS IS AN IMPORTANT SUBJECT WE SHOULD LOOK INTO A LITTLE MORE SRSLY
 
If Nell Carter were alive today, we as a nation could have fed off her to help offset rising food prices.
 
I think we should start an internet campaign advocating that we milk those really-large-breasted black women to feed the hungry.
 
Wow, you out-EWWWW'd my EWWWW.

Well played, sir!
 
What about hungry racists?
 
SilentBtViolent said:
I think we should start an internet campaign advocating that we milk those really-large-breasted black women to feed the hungry.
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That would only work if they were real.
 
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