Harry Balzac
Fuck this place.
Fuck the election, fuck the candidates, fuck the polls. Fuck them with rabid pitbulls.
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Fuck the Vote.
- Thread starter Harry Balzac
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The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Just like this sad excuse for an "election".
Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
Then why are you campaigning at all?
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
To make sure a paper champion newb right wing asswipe like yourself doesn't get voted in?
Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
I love you too, Pickle.
Loktar
Internet God
But you'd rather vote for a clueless Hellmanite jackdancer?
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Hey, don't get me wrong Dirk. I have nothing against you. personally.
In fact, I don't know you AT ALL. That's my main complaint.
I personally don't believe you've been here long enough to be Badlands Mod.
I might think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread in a few months, who knows?
But as of right now, no. You're not ready.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Elrod and Failcunt both have been here a lot longer.
I'm not about to bow down to some right wing nooblette just because LC tells me to.
Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
Then don't vote for me. Simple as that.
Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
That was uncalled for.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Yeah, except it doesn't matter HOW I vote unless I can convince others.
Not with Love Child's 9 votes.
Not with Love Child's 9 votes.
Loktar
Internet God
Yeah well you're acting like a jerk. I think I like Dirk alot more than you right now.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Yub's been nominated.
If you were backing Yub, I'd have no problem.
If you were backing Yub, I'd have no problem.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Loktar
Internet God
I have a backbone or else I would have said "ooh yeah I'll vote for whoever Pickle endorses. Mmmm...mmm....suck my cock harder Pickle!"
Dirk has proven himself to be a valueable contribution to TK in the short time he has been here. Can you honestly say the same about Elrod and failcunt even though they have been here longer?"
The fact that I am endorsing the same candidate(s) as Love Child is mere coincidence and quite frankly I am offended by any insinuation otherwise.