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Top 10 people you want to punch in the throat

No, steroids shrink your gonads and make you bald. The only thing I have goin' for me is my big penis and luxuriant hair.

I'm just on a diet, so I can't stuff all my rage and disappointment down deep and cover it with food any more.
 
1. Ryan Seacrest
2. rocktar
3. rocktar's friend Martin
4. Dork Lord
5.Carrot Top
6. Dr. Phil
7. The Sham WoW guy
8.Rick Astley
9. Jethro
10. Howie Mandel
 
I'm using it to fuel my workouts and get all manorexic.
 
I'm not overweight, just underheight
 
I can tell you, I'm probably one of the few people who came from the East Coast to SoCal and gained weight. I mean, EVERYONE here is normal weight. Too many fast food options, too little control, and I find myself 2 years away from 40 at my heaviest weight ever.

SO YOU'D BE ANGRY TOO, ANGRY WITH YOURSELF THAT YOU STOPPED RUNNING 8 MILES A DAY AND GOT FAT AGAIN!!
 
BDM- Making movies, singing songs, fighting around the world!
 
Oi! OI'M GONNA FOIGHT YOU ROIGHT NOW, MATE! TAKE THAT BACK, OR I'LL PUNCH YEW IN YOUR DICK!
 
BDM, are you in fact Russell Crow?
 
NO! BUT OI YAM RUSSELL CROWE!!
 
Speak English!
 
OI! MATE! WHO ARE YEW TO TELL ME HAW TO TALK!!
 
I need a translator!
 
HAVE A TWINKIE AND A SMILE.
 
Loktar got neck punched by the way.
 
So thats why he's there on the ground.
 
BDM: FILM, FIGHTS & CHIX!
 
This time its serious!
 
You need a medic.
 
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