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So Susan Boyle went crazy and gave some cops stone cold stunners?

I really hope she dives off the stage onto Cowell with a flying elbow drop tonight.
 
That's if they let her on stage (of course they will, even if she's throwing lumps of shit at the audience).
 
She should come out in a skintight leather catsuit and say "I'M THE DOCTOR'S NEW COMPANION, OCH AYE" then throw up over Amanda Holden.
 
disturbing...
 
She should sing "Rose's Turn" from Gypsy, and when she gets to the line "How do ya like these eggrolls, Mr. Goldstone!?" throw open her blouse and expose her saggy pendulous breasts to the nation and 48 seconds later the internet.
 
She poked a crowbar up an elderly Gurkha's bottom today. AWFUL.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
She should sing "Rose's Turn" from Gypsy, and when she gets to the line "How do ya like these eggrolls, Mr. Goldstone!?" throw open her blouse and expose her saggy pendulous breasts to the nation and 48 seconds later the internet.
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Did you not sleep well or something?
 
OMG SHE JUST TOOK A DUMP ON AMANDA HOLDEN
 
SHE'S SLAMMING SIMON COWELL'S TOILET BRUSH HEAD IN A CAR DOOR
 
Of all the people you just named, I know some of them.
 
She wasn't actually that good and when they asked her questions she appeared rather aloof. Maybe she's an aspie?!
 
LOL. She lost!
 
OMG, She's just pulled on some Klan robes and is burning a wooden cross in front fo the winning street dance group!
 
Simon Cowell has become so plasticated, he just looks perma-airbrushed.

Amanda Holden has now become doughy, and wears dresses too small, so she looks like she's been stapled in, but bits are spilling and sagging over in the wrong areas.
 
SUSAN BOYLE JUST SHOVED HER COCK INTO PIERS MORGAN'S MOUTH!!
 
I didn't watch, but that's funny that she lost. LOL!
 
Apparently after loosing she went completly mental and has been booked into the priory for mental health reasons, with a police escourt.

And no, I didnt make that up
 
The implication by some seems to be that she couldn't take losing the competition, but I don't think it's that at all. If anything, I should think she's relieved to have lost. She's just had too much now.
 
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