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Love Child

Love Child

One Love
I was pretty sure I was done with girls for good, She called me babe 3 times, and honey once, she piled my cakes high with strawberries and whip cream, and her tongue was pierced. Long red hair pulled back into a pony tail.
I'm going back for more.
 
Love Child said:
I was pretty sure I was done with girls for good, She called me babe 3 times, and honey once, she piled my cakes high with strawberries and whip cream, and her tongue was pierced. Long red hair pulled back into a pony tail.
I'm going back for more.
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Take a pic of her and post it in here.
 
Wear a life vest.
 
When you say "my cakes", do you mean actual cakes or is it some sort of slang?
 
And when you say her tongue was pierced, do you mean she was a cyborg?
 
Oh god it would be hot is she were a cyborg (cyborgs are hot).
 
Tell her the MF says HELLO.
 
Ask her if she likes hats for bats.
 
Those are all great suggestions, and I think I will do them, only because she seems open to um answer wierd questions and what not.

So I'm at this place with like 10 people. I can't decide what to get so I ask her to come back to me and she says, "sure babe" but she doesn't call anyone else babe or honey, then she comes back to me and calls me babe like twice. At first I"m all "yeahhhhhhhh" and then I'm all "Hey! Wait! Does Babe really mean bitch?! Maybe she thought I was being too picky and called me babe instead of bitch?!"
But then she brings my syrup for the pancakes-before I get the pancakes and she says, "This is for the honey over there" WTF why did she call me honey? Stop already! She is driving me crazy! LOL finally she called one of the guys an endearing name and I felt better.
But when she brought out my pancakes she had smothered them with strawberries and made a whip cream smilie on top.

Who the hell would not be in love?!
 
Love Child said:
Those are all great suggestions, and I think I will do them, only because she seems open to um answer wierd questions and what not.

So I'm at this place with like 10 people. I can't decide what to get so I ask her to come back to me and she says, "sure babe" but she doesn't call anyone else babe or honey, then she comes back to me and calls me babe like twice. At first I"m all "yeahhhhhhhh" and then I'm all "Hey! Wait! Does Babe really mean bitch?! Maybe she thought I was being too picky and called me babe instead of bitch?!"
But then she brings my syrup for the pancakes-before I get the pancakes and she says, "This is for the honey over there" WTF why did she call me honey? Stop already! She is driving me crazy! LOL finally she called one of the guys an endearing name and I felt better.
But when she brought out my pancakes she had smothered them with strawberries and made a whip cream smilie on top.

Who the hell would not be in love?!
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Is this a place you regularly frequent? Also, the whipped cream smiley seems like a hint to me.
 
There is Nothing wrong, with a Lesbian Relapse.

Absolutely nothing.
 
I am there weekly! But I think this week was the first I saw her. DAmmit I should have gone back again! But I thought it was too soon-and um I would be alone and DAMMIT! SHE IS HAUNTING MY MIND!
 
Redheads can do that.

Look at this picture and tell me you're not entranced.

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I wanna lick all of those freckles.
 
That's not a red head, that's a ginger.
 
that's a monster
 
Nice eyes though.
 
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I went back to the place where she called me honey, and everything was different. I was no longer in love, her honies and babes and darlings did nothing for me. It was only a temporary relapse.
 
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