Bad news everyone.

[Gagh]

I can't ski, and I'm never likely to try and learn either. Sorry, but it ends here.

 

[whisky]

Damnit!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

NOOOO!

 

[Conchaga]

You owe me one lift ticket then, you wanker.

 

[Bickendan]

All might not be lost: Gagh, do you snowboard?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I can't stop crying. Oh, how I want to stop crying!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck you.

 

[Cassie]

WATER SKI INSTEAD!

 

[curiousa2z]

I feel so empty inside now.

 

[dogbert]

So tragic!

 

[FBI parte due]

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I tried skiing once, in 1987. After tumbling down the bunny slope several times, I tumbled down a beginner's slope a couple of times, and then said fuck it and went to the lodge to start drinking.

That is the extent of my skiing career.

 

[Laker_Girl]

My soul hurts. I don't think the pain will ever go away.

 

[headvoid]

I went skiing once, forgot to eat, didn't know how to get my boots loose / off so had a half hour journey on a bus standing up like the letter Z.

I liked it, but would rather spend the money sniffing cocaine off a strippers tits.

 

[Gagh]

All might not be lost: Gagh, do you snowboard?

Sadly, no.

 

[Ishcabittle]

don't you see that you're tearing us apart? the kids won't stop crying, the dog is shivering in the corner, and the local ski bum is ready to slit his wrists. he was counting on you!! HE WAS COUNTING ON YOU, GAGH!

 

[Cock]

would you be willing to learn from a fox?
would you learn skiing in a box?

 

[Pandora]

Anyone notice there is a cock in this thread?

 

[Ishcabittle]

i don't see what you're talking about.

 

[Pandora]

Well it's hovering right above my head, you don't see it?