I Will Eat You

[Dual]

And your house, too.

 

[Mistress_of_the_sea]

Mm you can eat my house dual! I am tasty! Who do you want to eat?

 

[Yub]

No you won't.

 

[Dual]

Mm you can eat my house dual! I am tasty! Who do you want to eat?

Who do I want to eat?

I want to eat the Parisians, sauteed.

I want to eat Yub, broiled.

I want to eat Pickle on a burger.

I want to eat you in a sourdough sandwich.

I want to eat everybody and everything.

 

[Pandora]

Why?

 

[Kitty]

[size=+5]I WILL EAT PANDORA![/size]

 

[Dual]

Why?

I think, dear Pandora, the better question is, "Why not?"

 

[Pandora]

OMG!
kitty will get hurt! You made me a Nile Monitor?

 

[Pandora]

Ok why not?

 

[Kitty]

OMG!
kitty will get hurt! You made me a Nile Monitor?

All lizards look the same to me, sorry.

Im not a racist though. Um... some of my best friends are lizards, and stuff.

 

[Pandora]

It's ok I will forgive you.

 

[classichummus]

good thing you hate hummus!!!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Who do I want to eat?

I want to eat the Parisians, sauteed.

I want to eat Yub, broiled.

I want to eat Pickle on a burger.

I want to eat you in a sourdough sandwich.

I want to eat everybody and everything.

I will give you heartburn...

 

[Yub]

And Ewoks are inedible due to the fact YOU CAN'T KILL 'EM!

 

[Loktar]

Who do I want to eat?

I want to eat the Parisians, sauteed.

I want to eat Yub, broiled.

I want to eat Pickle on a burger.

I want to eat you in a sourdough sandwich.

I want to eat everybody and everything.

Damn! Worse case of the munchie ever. You must be smoking some good stuff.

Puff, puff, pass?

 

[The Dork Lord]

And Ewoks are inedible due to the fact YOU CAN'T KILL 'EM!

My Ewok fur jacket says otherwise

 

[Yub]

It's faux. Skinning an Ewok takes three lightsabers and several days and first you've gotta catch one without it killing you first.

 

[Dark Pickle]

It's faux. Skinning an Ewok takes three lightsabers and several days and first you've gotta catch one without it killing you first.

Werewolves have nothing to fear from furry migets with non-silver spears

 

[Yub]

Anything will die if you rip off it's head.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Or rip out the heart, which is how I killed the ewok that made this jacket