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Do whores like Monkeys?

Yes.
 
Who doesn't like monkeys?
 
Whores like money. I dont think monkeys options would be off the table.
 
We know that apes like rape.
 
Unfortunately, some of us know that better than others.
 
I don't remember posting this.
 
Fuck, yea dey do! Dey 'specialy luv dem porch monkeys! I's livin' proof!
 
I typed in monkey whore into Google and got this.

monkey-whore.jpg
 
FACT: female chimps whore themselves out for bananas!

They're the only species besides humans that engages in prostitution!
 
Yer bananas on the dresser, Bonzo?
 
Yub said:
I typed in monkey whore into Google and got this.

monkey-whore.jpg
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I love this picture mainly because the monkey's ear has a chunk out of it. I like to imagine the monkey's pimp did this when the monkey had no money to hand over by pulling out it's hoop earring.
 
monkey-pimp.jpg
 
*buys bananas, breaks into zoo.*
 
NO ONE BAIL SHOCKA OUT THIS TIME!

HE NEEDS TO LEARN!
 
You mean the monkey pimps are gonna fling crap at him?
 
Right before he gets arrested, yeah.
 
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