Do whores like Monkeys?

[Dershocka]

I almost made the mistake of picking him up once on the street corner.

He's very convincing as a chick from a distance.

 

[Loktar]

He's very convincing as a chick from a distance.

And close up.

*squint, fap*

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Ask Filthy!

 

[Dirk Funk]

I thought this was a Blackfoot thread.

 

[Dershocka]

Drugs.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

dope

 

['Gear]

Why don't you crazy assholes start that one word thread you're pining for?

 

[Dershocka]

I'd rather bump one.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

k

 

['Gear]

It's at times like this when you have to ask yourself - Am I a really ugly human or a really good looking monkey?

 

[Dershocka]

I've wondered that before myself about some ladies.. But, oddly it only pops in my mind AFTER I've had sex with them.

 

['Gear]

If the answer is bananas and pussy, surrender your drivers license.

Upside? Thumb toes.

 

[bertskocka]

Ever had sex with a woman with an inside out B-HOLE? If the answer is no, you haven't banged a cute monkey passing as an ugly human.

Unless she had about 4-5 kids, then her hemmoroids look just like a baboon's ass!

up top.

 

[vixie]

ick!

tmi