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I can actually think of ONE THING that's better about the MF

ENGLISH YOU FUCKERS! ENGLISH!
 
LA CHIHUAHUA DE TACO BELL SE MURIO!
 
ME GUSTA LAS FAJITAS CON LOS CAMERONES!
 
WE HAVE A TOP 100 GENRE TV EPISODES LIST! BEAT THAT, DOGBREATH!
 
LIST OF TOP 100 SEXUAL POSITIONS CUMMING SOON TO THE BADLANDS!

(not really)
 
List of 12 top species of duck to rape?
 
Duck sex is SO MF (or Comicon) :P
 
A.L.F. Rules!
 
So ... do I have to choose a team? Mine Field or Badlands?
 
No.
 
Jenee said:
So ... do I have to choose a team? Mine Field or Badlands?
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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got CASSIE'S BEWBS AND FASCINATING FUNGI?
 
Ding-Dongs. Ding-Dongs, yo, Ding-Dongs.
 
I made the Badlands. Which means I am YOUR GOD.
 
Except my god doesn't worship dead singing colour changing pedophiles ;)

(WHAT? TOO SOON?)
 
Too soon for weak Michael Jackson jokes?


About 15 years too late I'd wager. But that's me.
 
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