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Miserable User

The Dork Lord

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
At least I think that's what I am.

I'm unable to karma, or even see who has left me a karma comment, but I can see my CP, and can obviously post.

All this because Jenna fears my cock! :D
 
Lesson: Even at this late stage, trolling TK admins is still easy and fun!

:bigass:
 
...Jack would be proud.
 
People have been calling me jack or comparing me to him since 2002.

You might want to think of something new ;)
 
The Dork Lord said:
At least I think that's what I am.

I'm unable to karma, or even see who has left me a karma comment, but I can see my CP, and can obviously post.

All this because Jenna fears my cock! :D
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I think you're wrong. I isn't cocks she fears. Chicks love cocks.

It's usually the dicks they toss to the curb. ;)
 
Here's another one for ya.

I don't think chicks are afraid of the cock, it's just the asshole on the other end of it. :)
 
One more.

I don't think chicks fear the cock. Just the dick it's attached to. :D
 
At least I can still get it it up, old man ;)
 
45 is hardly old. And I can still get it up just fine. The added bonus though is that just like with any tool, age, experience and practice has taught me how to wield it with finesse. ;)
 
Sarek said:
45 is hardly old. And I can still get it up just fine. The added bonus though is that just like with any tool, age, experience and practice has taught me how to wield it with finesse. ;)
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45 is old, old man. You shouldn't be ashamed to discuss your impotence problems - just remember to squeeze the base on the upstroke.
 
See, and i was "weilding it with finesse" right out of the gate at 16. Those of us with intinct and stanima don't need experience and practice ;)
 
Yeah, you do. ;)

Your hand is just to polite to say anything. :D
 
7 orgasms. That was my first time. She was too sweaty to lie.

Plus/also: Hands can't talk. Stop raiding the evidence locker.
 
Only 7?

I did better than that in my sleep.
 
I like to be awake during sex.
 
I'd crawl ontop of Sarek while he was asleep.
 
I'm sure his wife would love that, you fucking whore.
 
Catchy thread title.
 
It is apt.

I am miserable.

I'm sorry for that previous remark.

It was rude.
 
I support Love Child.
 
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