I support headvoid

[Kitty]

with a rating of 5 random smileys

:drum:
:der:
op2:
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:no:

 

[Dark Pickle]

If we can steal him away from the MF, I will dance a jig, I swear to gawd!

 

[Loktar]

Woot!

*readies welcoming punch to the ovaries*

 

[The Dork Lord]

We're going to need twinkies, ham, and a red and white stove pip hat (the kind worn by the cat in the hat and raver kids)!

 

[Yub]

Correction: we will need two sets of all those things because I want them all too.

 

[The Dork Lord]

We will have enough for EVERYBODY!

 

[Yub]

*puts on hat, eats ham!*

 

[The Dork Lord]

*rantz*

 

[Yub]

*shoves his penis into a pair of twinkies*

 

[The Dork Lord]

*takes blackmail pix*

 

[Yub]

I only did that so someone can lick up the mess.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm sure your wife, coworkers and the papers wil lall believe your story...

 

[Yub]

I have no coworkers. I don't "work".

 

[The Dork Lord]

Relatives? Old friends from HS?

 

[Yub]

Nowhere near me. Meanwhile I'm standing here with Twinkie cream on my dick and NO ONE IS CLEANING ME!!!

 

[Dark Pickle]

I have to go get these photos developed...

If I cxan't blackmail you with them, at least I can sell em to a porn site...

 

[Yub]

*shuffles off into the future to be cleaned up*

 

[Dark Pickle]

*cashes porno check: buys more twinkies*

 

[Loktar]

Nowhere near me. Meanwhile I'm standing here with Twinkie cream on my dick and NO ONE IS CLEANING ME!!!

*licks Yub's dick*

Mmmm....creamy!

 

[Dark Pickle]

*takes more pix*

The missus will LOVE these!