YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS YOU STUPID FUCKING COW!!!!

[Mentalist]

MOVE YOUR FAT ASS YOU FUCKING BITCH MOVE, MOVE, MOVE YOU'RE HOLDING EVERTYTHING UP YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS!!

 

[FBI parte due]

She was only seventeen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He hosted Have I Got News For You a few weeks ago and was absolutely hopeless. Merton and Hislop ripped the piss.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can tell he smells bad just by looking at him.

 

[Cassie]

Somebody should chop his head off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR HIS FORESKIN LOL

 

[Gagh]

REMEMBER WHEN HE GAVE DELIA THE STUNNER AND TOASTED RAMSKI'S OVER HER PRONE BODY AT WRESTLEMANIA?

 

[Loktar]

MOVE YOUR FAT ASS YOU FUCKING BITCH MOVE, MOVE, MOVE YOU'RE HOLDING EVERTYTHING UP YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS!!

His best line ever: Get your fucking breasts off my hot plate!

 

[Gagh]

He wasn't very happy, was he.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

He had one show that aired on Food Network or Style Network where he was actually very calm, it showed him with his wife & kids & such.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And his mistress?

 

[Cassie]

I still wish someone would chop his head off.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Did you know there's a Hell's Kitchen game for Wii?!?!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They never had him back on HIGNFY.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Did you know there's a Hell's Kitchen game for Wii?!?!?

Have it. The wife plays it occasionally. I can't bring myself to face it --plus I'm a shitty cook to begin with.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Speaking of GR --have they aired the show yet where he follows Joey Leatherpecker --or whatever the fuck the ex-marine's name is-- out to the parking lot for THE BIG CONFRONTATION?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do they throwdown?

 

[Blindgroping]

No, they never got to the parkinglot.
Security surrounded GR, although I doubt they needed to.
And the Idiot-marine tossed himself out of the competion saying that anyone would be happy to have him as their cook.

You can NOT intimidate GR.

Oh, a episode of the F Word had him tracking down a wild pig on an army base.
They killed it, cleaned it and ate it.

 

[Cassie]

Apparently you can intimidate GR, he needed security.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HITLER CAN