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7 Days

Dirk Funk

Evil Penguin
Until I'm officially single. Let the countdown begin!
 
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
 
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SHE'S WAITING...
 
This is exciting news. Very exciting. I remember.
 
I was on the boat when I got divorced, so I couldn't do much with my newfound freedom...
 
This is exciting news. Very exciting. I remember.

:bounce: Care to help me celebrate! ;)
 
This is exciting news. Very exciting. I remember.

:bounce: Care to help me celebrate! ;)

....... oh gawd I must control myself and be a nice kitty

dont jump on the easiest of opportunities SK dont do it

........... lolol.......
 
This kinder, gentler Kitty sucks!

WE WANT CLAWS AND FANGS!
 
This kinder, gentler Kitty sucks!

WE WANT CLAWS AND FANGS!

On the plus side the furniture looks nicer.
 
Oh who the fuck cares?
 
Oh who the fuck cares?

Not me.

*burns all the furniture*
 
Oh who the fuck cares?

Can you post anything else?
 
^Probably not. Too busy in the kitchen making us men sandwiches.
 
Can you post anything else?

Do YOU CARE?! WHO THE FUCK CARES?! WHO GIVES A FLYING RATS ASS IN YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT AND YOUR DADDY'S GARAGE WHILE YOUR SON SLAVES OVER A HOT STOVE AND YOUR DAUGHTER SELLS HER SELF TO THE DEVIL WHILE HE WATCHES HIS PANCAKES IN THE FRYING PAN
 
Right then.

*adjusts Love Child's medication*
 
Fuck off
 
I'd ask what side of whose bed you woke up on, but then you might tell me.
 

No baby, Fuck on! Like groovy! Wow, man look at all the colors.

*smokes a doobie*
 
Do YOU CARE?! WHO THE FUCK CARES?! WHO GIVES A FLYING RATS ASS IN YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT AND YOUR DADDY'S GARAGE WHILE YOUR SON SLAVES OVER A HOT STOVE AND YOUR DAUGHTER SELLS HER SELF TO THE DEVIL WHILE HE WATCHES HIS PANCAKES IN THE FRYING PAN

QotW
 
That might settle her psychosis down...
 
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