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Yub is lurking

I own many hats.
 
Do you own any hats for bats?
 
Wouldn't one first own bats?
 
I didn't ASSk you about that!
 
ASStounding!
 
*plays some ASSteroids*
 
I'm still the champ of that game LOL
 
*punches Pickle in the ovaries*
 
So's thats a no for a Ovary Punching Room in Loktar's Lair? Oh wait its gonna be a semi serious Dating/Sex forum.....nevermind I answered my own question. LOL.
 
You're going to be modding THE BATHROOM (if your bribe is sufficient); any sex and/or dating that takes place in there usually involves crack-whores ;)
 
Douche Pukehole said:
You're going to be modding THE BATHROOM (if your bribe is sufficient); any sex and/or dating that takes place in there usually involves crack-whores ;)
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Don't forget those Scrubbing Bubbles!

*cumz*
 
Btw I don't own a cricket bat. But I do own a nice black baseball bat, which I bought as a set with a baseball which I wanted for my desk so as I could be all geeky because Ben Sisko has a baseball on his desk. I keep the bat beside my bed so if any one breaks into my house I have the satisfaction of causing them to suffer the effects of blunt force trauma.
 
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