Yub is lurking

[Loktar]

Btw I don't own a cricket bat. But I do own a nice black baseball bat, which I bought as a set with a baseball which I wanted for my desk so as I could be all geeky because Ben Sisko has a baseball on his desk. I keep the bat beside my bed so if any one breaks into my house I have the satisfaction of causing them to suffer the effects of blunt force trauma.

You wuss. Get a shotgun.

 

[Gagh]

I have about a dozen cricket bats in varying levels of use, and a baseball bat.

 

[Kitty]

Youre British so its forgivable.

 

[Gagh]

BIBBLE.

 

[Dick Prickle]

I keep the bat beside my bed so if any one breaks into my house I have the satisfaction of causing them to suffer the effects of blunt force trauma.

This is also what we do with baseball bats in the states.