Beyonce announces own mortality

[CaptainWacky]

"I'm going to die some day," she addmited, to a lifesize cardboard Jango Fett which she thought was real.

 

[Dr Dave]

Shocking.

 

[whisky]

Hes no gud to me deed

 

[CaptainWacky]

As you wish.

 

[Gagh]

I heard that instead of a vagina, Beyonce has a lovely bunch of fresh bananas. Is there any truth in this rumour?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

daylight come and me wanna go backdoooooor

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, she has the bananas down there, but everyone's so intent on pounding her delicIous ass that they don't notice...and she kills after she mates.

 

[Gagh]

I guess they also failed to notice she has a giant pineapple instead of an arse.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And no soul.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why is every Beyonce song exactly the same as the last?

 

[Gagh]

Because there are always a plentiful supply of stupid people to buy them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They seem the same because they become overplayed mere days after they are released.

Also because they are the same.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shakira is fitter too.

 

[Gagh]

I couldn't agree more with that statement!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's getting too hard to find proper quality music videos on youtube now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Shakira still alive?

 

[Loktar]

Her hips are.

 

[whisky]

Why is every Beyonce song exactly the same as the last?

Took me a while to catch up to speed

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHAKIRA SONGS ARE ALL DIFFERENT AT LEAST.