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POSeidon

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Is this real life?
Dunno why I'm watching this, but anyway, it has little "JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK!" in it throughout. Squeaky.
 
What, Chris Pine or the brat who steals his uncle's car?
 
The brat.

It wasn't actually that bad, considering the reviews it had. Like most disaster movies the characterisation was virtually non-existent, but it wasn't boring or overly predictable. It was a bit too gruesome at times, though.
 
Does it have a fat woman trying to swim like in the original?
 
No, but every non-white character dies.
 
Just like real life!
 
Sounds shit.
 
People hated it because they love and revere the original. The remake would have had to been an Oscar winner for the olds to accept it.

It was like Trekkies vs. Trekkers, only with normal people.
 
I watched the original in HD the other week, it rocked even more, as its the closest I have come to actually seeing it at the cinema.
 
I never really liked the original that much. I'm more of a Towering Inferno and Earthquake kinda guy.
 
I would have let the fat lady drown ages before they did in the film. I would have used her as a massive cork in one of the leaks.
 
Ships should always carry lots of fat women in case of a disaster.
 
I would have let the fat lady drown ages before they did in the film. I would have used her as a massive cork in one of the leaks.

If only you'd sold this idea to RTD before he made that Dr Who special with Kylie and the fatsos, you could've made a pretty penny. He just had the fat people fall to their deaths from girders.
 
I just watched that this afternoon, in fact those two fatties are to be my next custom action figures.
 
What about the cyborg? You could create a custom scene of him getting married (they have rights now!)
 
I never really liked the original that much. I'm more of a Towering Inferno and Earthquake kinda guy.
What kind of cock-loving man are you!

Poseiden has Stella Stevens, Roddy McDowell and SHELLEY WINTERS! I SAID SHELLEY WINTERS!

The camp meter just shoots through the roof. SNAP!
 
LOL, I just watched Voyage of the Damned this week-end as well. It was ok, not up to the usual Tennant standards.
 
What about the cyborg? You could create a custom scene of him getting married (they have rights now!)

There already is one of Banakafalata.

I'm also making Wilf
 
What kind of cock-loving man are you!

Poseiden has Stella Stevens, Roddy McDowell and SHELLEY WINTERS! I SAID SHELLEY WINTERS!

The camp meter just shoots through the roof. SNAP!

Oh, I didn't know Roddy McDowell was in it!! I LOVE Roddy McDowell!!
 
Damn dirty rape!
 
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