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Something that pisses me off.

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Fourth Grade Management Plan

Credits and Debits:
We use a classroom money system. The students are rewarded for good behavior, following directions and being a responsible student by earning money from the teacher. For the times when a student acts inappropriately, doesn’t follow directions or fails to be responsible for assignments or materials they will owe classroom money to the teacher.
Each quarter we will use money for class auctions. Before the auctions, parents will be asked to provide items for the children to purchase. Later in the year, students will also be able to use their money for homemade items at the Fourth Grade Economics Market.

Strikes:
A strike may be administered if class expectations are not met. Class expectations are decided by the class at the beginning of the school year. The teacher has the right to bypass strikes if behavior warrants such action.

At the beginning of each day each student begins with zero strikes.
Strike 1 = Student owes $5 and 5 minutes at recess
Strike 2 = Student owes $10 and 10 minutes at recess
Strike 3 = Monetary fine and consequence will be decided by teacher.

Restroom Pass:
Students are given 8 planned restroom breaks during the school day. However, there may be times students need to use the restroom during instruction or work time. At the beginning of each quarter, they will be given 9 restroom passes to use at will. At the end of the quarter, each unused restroom pass can be exchanged for 1% on a low grade on an assignment or $5.00 in classroom money. We will deal with medical issues on a case-by-case basis.

See that? That's something that a friend of mine wrote up as part of her teaching manifesto. Not really her idea, but the school encourages such things.

Disclaimer: Yes, I know this is a bit too serious for the Mine Field but JAY-sus. Also, AntonyF is a douchebag, Emma Watkins is hotter than the sun, Big Brother rules, and Natalie Portman needs to sit on my face.
 
See that? That's something that a friend of mine wrote up as part of her teaching manifesto. Not really her idea, but the school encourages such things.

Disclaimer: Yes, I know this is a bit too serious for the Mine Field but JAY-sus. Also, AntonyF is a douchebag, Emma Watkins is hotter than the sun, Big Brother rules, and Natalie Portman needs to sit on my face.

Any teacher who takes part in that should be shot. Your friend should be hung from the nearest tree. That is not the fascist way. Our way involves 'do as you are fucking told, or suffer the consequences! Show a little decorum, or we punch your fucking mug out of the school. Fuck, the USA really IS made up of weakling pussies begging for a pretty little pink ribbon to tie into their hair.

Natalie Portman is perfect for me to introduce my new oven.
 
Crazy shit.
 
Also, she sent it to me so I could correct it for spelling errors. I shit you not.
 
what a funny old world
 
In my day we were lucky not to get a clip round the ear for bad behaviour!
 
I can see kids ultimately paying the teacher in lead

ie bullets
 
We don't use lead in bullets anymore. It's bad for the environment.
 
Not if you recycle
 
I remember we made pancakes once and the teacher asked if everyone enjoyed them and everyone said "yes" but I said "NO!" AS A JOKE which was really obvious if you understand humour, but she sent me out of the class and made me apologise. Bitch.
 
Is this for a public or private school?

I have issue with asking the parents to provide things to be auctioned off.
 
My teacher had a dead cockroach he said he'd found on the stairs eating the gum people had stuck there. He would wave the cockroach, which he'd stuck on a wire and kept in a plastic bag in his desk drawer, in our faces, passing back and forth across the rows with it in his hands, yelling "FRED IS DEAD! FRED IS DEAD!", which my friend later told me was a reference to Superfly. I never saw the movie.
 
LONG LIVE FRED!¬
 
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