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[The Dork Lord]

I'm not lying rich boy, we were TALKING by the time we were in the car.

But whatever, if you hadn't ditched me I never would have got back in touch with a REAL friend.

So it all worked out.

 

[Dual]

I'm not lying rich boy, we were TALKING by the time we were in the car.

Uhm no, you followed me out and (very nervously) I kept talking to try to get you the fuck out of my car so I could escape from this big 'ole ex-marine. You'd also just told me some rather disturbing things, which especially given the context of what'd been happening, were concerning to say the least.

 

[The Dork Lord]

What the fuck ever.

I'm a liar, and a bastard and everything that ever happened wrong in the world is all my fault.

In fact no one else should meet me in real life, because I'm such an asshole and I'm sure to fuck everything up.

 

[Yub]

If you meet me for reals, I'm probably feed you an excellent home cooked meal and gently thump my Bible at you.

 

[The Dork Lord]

If the food's good enough, it might even be worth the bible thumping...

 

[Mistress_of_the_sea]

LC has had sex with Pickle, Dr Dave, and (I'm guessing) Dual. Kitty won't sleep with anyone because she's one incredibly stuck up bitch. J&L Massacres is probably banging kitty, but we'll never know, becuase he's too busy being Marquis de Sade. Classichummus, in a surpise move, showed that even rookies can play the game by exposing J&L as the regular nerdy guy we all knew he was. Dirk Funk is still trying to break into the pack. Illyana, yub, and Loktar are the real sluts around here. I'm just getting done with my fourth ban from this board. Finally, falconarg and Aquehonga like taking it in the ass, 'cause they're totally major flaming faggots. Anything I missed?

Conchaga you forgot about me. What would you like to tell Mr. Nixon about me?

 

[Sniper Kitty]

You were more of a footnote in the Pickle verses Love Child drama fest.

 

[Omar]

goud teahrd .

-emir omar

 

[Ilyanna]

Ily's a classy gal. She needs to return and lift us from the mire.

Gosh I missed you!

 

[Ilyanna]

I agree.

DAMN YOU RL!!!1

Missed you, too!

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh, I almost forgot....

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[Conchaga]

Conchaga you forgot about me. What would you like to tell Mr. Nixon about me?

You've got a really high gamerscore on X-Box live, that's probably because you're so busy doing nothing but fucking mirah and playing x-box.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Simultaneously?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Conchaga]

Simultaneously?

Ask the sniper guy. He might know.