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New Duals

Love Child

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Who are these handsome new duals and how did they get in? Do they want to be badlanders? What is thier purpose? etc etc Or ignore me and go fuck yourselves. I don't care.
 
I got here through the front door. It was open. I said "Why not gain citizenship of this fine establishment?" So, here I am!
 
Hi, Love Child. Are you the welcoming committee? I'm Nice Bad Guy. I may be a villain, but I'm the nicest one you'll ever meet.
 
I guess I would like citizenship so I can nominate that classichummus person for whatever this election does.
 
This is overwhelming. One at a time please.
 
fucking noobs! :P
 
What does citizenship do?
 
Lots of the little fuckers, huh? Think you guys can all get vouched before the clamp down on citizenship?
 
What does citizenship do?

Don't ask stupid questions.
 
You have to be a member of TK for a minimum of three months before you can become a Badlands citizen.
 
You have to be a member of TK for a minimum of three months before you can become a Badlands citizen.

Quit lying, bitch.


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You have to be a member of TK for a minimum of three months before you can become a Badlands citizen.

Lies!!
 
You are quite observant. I'm sure you also noticed that I have already called myself out as a liar in the post directly above yours.
 
Well that was fun.
 
I remember when all new posters were mercilessly attacked without provocation.

What happened to that?
 
I remember when all new posters were mercilessly attacked without provocation.

What happened to that?

Shall we revive the tradition?
 
Na, not here. I always welcomed them. I remember welcoming posters such as Grammour Boy until he turned out to be, well Grammour Boy, then I left him alone. Anyone who posted down here I welcomed. If I liked thier name I would welcome them above and try to lure them down here. That usually was not successful and then sometimes they turned out to be idiots. If I don't like your avatar or name upfront then I will probably ignore you. Its all a double standard and what not. I really don't care what the rest of you do.
 
I remember when all new posters were mercilessly attacked without provocation.

What happened to that?

Welcome to the kinder, gentler Badlands! WOOT!
 
Welcome to the kinder, gentler Badlands! WOOT!

Kinder, gentler is boring. Oh well.

*polishes halo*
 
Kinder, gentler is boring. Oh well.

*polishes halo*

Meh.
 
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