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All In With The Nuts
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I wish America's Got Talent thought outside the box like this.
 
no one can argue that she doesn't have talent, and she's hot too.
 
That's impressive.
 
That was great. Better than Susan Fucking Boyle. They'd never let something go on that long on ITV without the audience screaming over it and being obnoxious or ad breaks or Simon Cowell shaking his man boobs.
 
Amazing. There are quite a few points there where a hand out of place could have ruined the whole thing. I don't think Britain's Got Talent (also lorded over by Simon Cowell) has ever had anything of this quality either.
 
She is hot too.
 
CaptainWacky said:
That was great. Better than Susan Fucking Boyle. They'd never let something go on that long on ITV without the audience screaming over it and being obnoxious or ad breaks or Simon Cowell shaking his man boobs.
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They'd also probablt have to have a 15 minute interview with Ant and Dec that went something like:

Ant and Dec: So why are you here?

Sand lady: To display my talent to the nation.

And and Dec: Are you sure it's not for some dying relative, or ill relative, or maybe you lost a puppy or something?

Sand landy: No.

Ant and Dec: Well are YOU ill? I mean, you've got to have a tragic backstory here.

Sand lady: No.

Any and Dec: THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE??????
 
Maybe they would let her on if Cheryl Cole cried anyway.

cheryl crybaby cole said:
it's just the sand, it reminds me of being a little girl
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Lol - just got to the bit where the blonde version of Cheryl Cole cried! Is it compulsory on this show format??
 
cheryl crybaby cole said:
Wacky doesn't watch X-Factor so he's got no frame of reference, pet!
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HA, THAT'LL SHOW HER
 
I'm Fuddlemiff and I've been clean (from the X-Factor) since last season. Well, okay, I did tune in briefly just to see what the new format was like, but switched off once I was satisfied that it was definitely still shit.
 
I saw this a while ago. I even have it on my iPhone. Don't know why I didn't post it here though.

And yeah, she is hot.
 
Very good, but she would only get on a simon cowell based reality show, if she had to walk 20 miles to collect the sand, in order to fed her paraplegic sand dependent mother, whilst being a single mum, with a dead dad, and aids

Cue 'you lift me up, westlife'
 
am I the only one who didnt know what she wrote at the end? (other than the '1945')?

that was fantastic.

those bloody women in the audience got me crying.
 
Well it was written IN FOREIGN.
 
"You're always with me, 1945"
 
Ah-h-h-h-h
 
Hitlers girlfriend?
 
The date in Flashforward that everyone got memories of is the date Hitler got married, according to some screwball on IMDb.
 
THAT PROVES IT.
 
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