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General Neighbours discussion

Why would anyone pay Tim Collins $500 AN HOUR when he always just loses to Toadie in th end anyway?
 
And if he gets paid that much then how come he hasn't had any of that Australian hair replacement treatment that's always advertised late at night on C4?
 
CaptainWacky said:
Why would anyone pay Tim Collins $500 AN HOUR when he always just loses to Toadie in th end anyway?
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It's probably becuase he seems to be the only other lawyer that exists.
 
Does he even have an office or does he just hang around Charlie's?
 
A BLACK PERSON.

IN NEIGHBOURS.

!!
 
There was a cute brown girl working in the General Store too when Lucas couldn't pay. She even got a line!
 
She looked a bit like Konnie Huq.
 
I wonder what the dirt Paul has on Tim Collins is.
 
Zeke aligned some biros, he's got OCD!

Donna visited a website, she's addicted to the internet!

Fitzy said the word "righty" again, he's a boring sod!
 
I wonder how many "SHOW US YOUR BOOBSSSS" messages Donna got.

And when she'll do it.
 
I, for one, welcome the return of Crazy Zeke.
 
I like how Harry's an expert on OCD. And also that comedy music that played everytime something "gay" happened between Ringo and Declan.
 
The woman should've walked in when Ringo and Declan were on the bed breathing heavily and Ringo said "d'ya wanna go again?"
 
I'm shocked Dec didn't take his mum and sleep in the same bed as her.
 
I fucking hate Sunny.
 
Jeez louise. I can't dance either. Maybe I should go round all the clubs in London, storm off to the DJ and pull the plug on his decks.
 
Donna should start a rumour that Sunny's got a penis.
 
They never have sex because Zeke's too distracted trying to make sure their dicks are perfectly lined up.
 
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