Just Make Shit Up

[Mirah]

srsly

 

[Dirk Funk]

I had lunch with a Sasquatch today. He was pretty nice but he kept scaring the waiter.

 

[Mirah]

The waiter is a pussy.

 

[Loktar]

The waiter is a pussy.

Its not the waiter's fault. Cats scare easily.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Its not the waiter's fault. Cats scare easily.

 

[Loktar]

^LOL!

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

^LOL!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Ooooh actually I think I have you on MSN. I made that up.

 

[Gagh]

At weekends, I am Mont Blanc.

 

[classichummus]

I love ewok obsessed furries.

 

[Dual]

Hey faggot, unblock me on MSN.

 

[Coyote Ugly]

srsly

The bitch in your avatar lives next door to me and regularly has lesbian sessions with her twin sister in their backyard while I'm having my morning coffee.

 

[classichummus]

Hey faggot, unblock me on MSN.

That's not "making shit up." you lose.

 

[Aquehonga]

I'm really Timothy Jones. I've come back to extract my revenge.

 

[Dual]

That's not "making shit up." you lose.

I have awesome news, c'mon.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I'm really Timothy Jones. I've come back to extract my revenge.

Now THAT'S a disturbing thought.

 

[Loktar]

I have awesome news, c'mon.

Westin and Yub are shacking up?

 

[Dual]

Westin and Yub are shacking up?

I'm going on a coffee date with a hot Cypriot girl tomorrow.

 

[Loktar]

I'm going on a coffee date with a hot Cypriot girl tomorrow.

Cypriot?

 

[Dual]

The ethnonym for the people of Cyprus, to be more specific, Greek Cypriot.