If you owned TK...

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...what would you do with it?

 

[Yub]

I'd delete everything bar the Mine Field and the Badlands, add more skins and permban well over 85% of the posters.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I would change everyone's name to Cunt. Cunt Mayonnaise, Cunt Yub, or possibly Yub Cunt or Yu Cunt b. Cassie Cunt, Tomtrek Cunt, Cunt Gagh, Laker_Girl_Cunt, Big_Dick_McGee_Cunt, CaptainCUntWACKY, DualCunt. Yeah I like that one! But mostly there would be alot of Cunts around here.

 

[whisky]

I would wordfilter all uses of the word bun to breadcake

 

[Tisiphone]

The background would have pix of Wacky's top 10 of the week, and everday would be Skarsgard day.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Instead of a QotW there'd be TK Member's Member of the Week. I suppose there'd also have to be a TK Member's Member of the Week Poll as well.

I like the sound of Fuddlecunt, LC!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I would change everyone's name to Cunt. Cunt Mayonnaise, Cunt Yub, or possibly Yub Cunt or Yu Cunt b. Cassie Cunt, Tomtrek Cunt, Cunt Gagh, Laker_Girl_Cunt, Big_Dick_McGee_Cunt, CaptainCUntWACKY, DualCunt. Yeah I like that one! But mostly there would be alot of Cunts around here.

Can't I be Cunttrek?

 

[Cassie]

And can I be Cuntsie?

 

[Gagh]

...what would you do with it?

Put you in charge.

 

[Mentalist]

...what would you do with it?

No idea. hpneutral:

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Remember that really annoying music Hambil added once upon a time? Yeah...

 

[Gagh]

I'd try and find a mod that would make Morrighan's account autopost every time she lurks in the arcade.

 

[Tisiphone]

Now, would I be Tisicunt or Cuntiphone?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I just shat myself whilst playing mahjongg!

Can't go into Hambil's den today. Smell too bad.

Does anyone know any good impotence remedies? Asking on friend's behalf.

etc.

 

[Mentalist]

I love hypothetical threads!

 

[Gagh]

Disable Aquaknobber's Karma. Lock him into a forum for three weeks that only he can post in and see.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Cunt Mayonnaise could also be Egg Cunt
CuntCassie Cassie Cuntactular Cuntsie
The TomCunt
Gagh_On_Cunt
FuddleCunt or Fuddle_Cunt_Miff
WhiskyCuntSour
MentalCunt or Mental Cunt List
FBI Parte Cunt
CuriuosCuntA2Z Curiuos A 2 Cunt Z
ZenithCunt
DirkCunt
TisiCuntPhone
ConchagaCunt
CuntSeph
ColonelKirasLeftCunt
HeadCunt or CuntVoid
And of course
SilentCunt
IshcabittleCunt or Ishcuntbittle CuntIshcabittle!

 

[Tisiphone]

Ishcacuntle FTW

 

[headvoid]

Cuntvoid has a certain ring...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Change the name to "Troll" Kingdom.