If you owned TK...

[Aquehonga]

Plug it into TrekWeb & make it The Second Coming of StarTrekBBS.

Fear not wee ones.

All would stay as it is.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Eliminate DayCare and let the miscreants roam free. Make Aquehonga a global mod. Permanently change Yub's avatar to this:

 

[Dual]

Abolish Daycare, unban everybody, nothing else.

 

[Coyote Ugly]

Would I be CoyoteCunt or CuntUgly?

First, I'd de-admin Eggs and ban him.

Then Hambil.

Why? Because I don't like Ham-n-Eggs.

 

[headvoid]

Force members to buy each others parents porcelian ornaments for horribly large amounts of money.

 

[Loktar]

All Jillian Bacardi, all the time!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only Henoch and Seph allowed to win QOTW.

 

[Cassie]

I'd turn it into a book club and UFO debunking site.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SARDY!?

 

[Dr Dave]

Cunt Mayonnaise could also be Egg Cunt
CuntCassie Cassie Cuntactular Cuntsie
The TomCunt
Gagh_On_Cunt
FuddleCunt or Fuddle_Cunt_Miff
WhiskyCuntSour
MentalCunt or Mental Cunt List
FBI Parte Cunt
CuriuosCuntA2Z Curiuos A 2 Cunt Z
ZenithCunt
DirkCunt
TisiCuntPhone
ConchagaCunt
CuntSeph
ColonelKirasLeftCunt
HeadCunt or CuntVoid
And of course
SilentCunt
IshcabittleCunt or Ishcuntbittle CuntIshcabittle!

What would I be?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Dr Cunt

 

[Ishcabittle]

what should we name the question (now: the saint)?

the cunt, or the cunt, or maybe cunt question.

 

[FBI parte due]

That would basically be the most ironic name ever, given the pictures he's shared with the board.

 

[Ishcabittle]

in that light, we should use Cunt Saint - as in the patron saint of cunts, and the care taking thereof.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'd probably just sit around and do nothing for years. In other words, nothing would change.

 

[Ishcabittle]

OWNED!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

iT iS nOT eASY bEING cUNTBOT.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

I'd sell it on eBay-- no, craigslist for 37 cents and 2 pesos.

I've gotta recoup my investment somehow.

 

[Love Child]

I hate to say it

but

I would restore a spam forum and get rid of all the political crap. CRAP CRAP CRAP!

 

[Loktar]

I hate to say it

but

I would restore a spam forum and get rid of all the political crap. CRAP CRAP CRAP!

Best. idea. evar.