I think I'm in love.

[Dual]

She's way out of my league. Beautiful, intelligent, nice, doesn't seem to mind my weirdness. We're going on a second date on Friday.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Fuck Yes! Wooo Hooo! Don't ask for any advice from this place. Go on your own instincts. Was I just giving you advice? I think so.

 

[Conchaga]

Just don't fuck it up.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Good for you! I hope the second date goes well.

 

[classichummus]

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[Aquehonga]

Whoa!

Deja Blue!

 

[Yub]

Just don't fuck it up.

I disargee. Do it up, down, sideways, in the shower, in the back of a Volkswagen, in every room you can find, on camera, on a car bonnet, on a balcony, in a library, in a change room of a clothing store, on the desk of your lecturer, with toys, hard, gentle, rough, in her childhood bedroom, while watching tv, while phoning a friend, with food, fully clothed on a park bench with her on your lap, in a movie theatre and tied to the bed.

Feel free to add your own.

 

[Loktar]

I disargee. Do it up, down, sideways, in the shower, in the back of a Volkswagen, in every room you can find, on camera, on a car bonnet, on a balcony, in a library, in a change room of a clothing store, on the desk of your lecturer, with toys, hard, gentle, rough, in her childhood bedroom, while watching tv, while phoning a friend, with food, fully clothed on a park bench with her on your lap, in a movie theatre and tied to the bed.

Feel free to add your own.

I agree with Yub.

On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar.

 

[Gagh]

What, even in the back of a Volkswagen?

 

[Loktar]

What, even in the back of a Volkswagen?

Farfetchednookie.

 

[Love Child]

Oh my. So edgy and shocking Yub.

 

[Yub]

Bite me, you cockholster.

 

[Sniper Kitty]

Dual to post all the unnecessary details of his sex life?

 

[Dual]

Dual to post all the unnecessary details of his sex life?

What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom, I'm not Hummus.

 

[classichummus]

What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom, I'm not Hummus.

I'm not posting everything anymore. I did initially, but I've had much more that I haven't posted about.

 

[Loktar]

I'm not posting everything anymore. I did initially, but I've had much more that I haven't posted about.

Asshole! You posted the boring sex stuff instead of the juicy titbits, didn't you?

 

[classichummus]

Asshole! You posted the boring sex stuff instead of the juicy titbits, didn't you?

yep! I don't want you to fap till you are raw!
I like that, "titbits." Very nice!

 

[Yub]

He faps until he's raw anyway. It's how he rolls.

 

[Conchaga]

What's wrong with sharing sex stories?

Nobody has ever complained about mine.

 

[Yub]

It's different to read the sex stories of someone who isn't a socially challenged simpleton.