Tea Room Government

[Dual]

I hereby found the First Provisional Government of the Tea Room, and appoint myself Chancellor of the Press. Darthsikle shall serve as Dominus for as long as he pleases. Viva la dictature!

 

[classichummus]

What can my position be?

 

[Dual]

What can my position be?

Minister of Sanitation.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I claim the title of Monarch At Large.

 

[classichummus]

Minister of Sanitation.

You are a douche. I'm better than that.

 

[Dual]

You are a douche. I'm better than that.

Prove it.

 

[Loktar]

I claim the title of Monarch At Large.

I claim the title of Anarcist at Large. The Badlands is the one true faux goverment. I'll destroy this government from within. Viva la Badistan!

 

[Love Child]

You are a douche. I'm better than that.

Well, looks like you are familiar with sanitation then. Why fight your position? Submit.

Dual, I am here to serve you.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I claim the title of Anarcist at Large.

And the first target of your iconoclastic wrath: SPELLING

 

[Loktar]

And the first target of your iconoclastic wrath: SPELLING

Correction: SPELLING NAZIS!

Get up against that wall so I may shoot you.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Punkass. Come a little closer so I may brain you with my sceptre.

 

[Loktar]

Punkass. Come a little closer so I may brain you with my sceptre.

Sceptre is that you got, weakling? I have a gun. I don't need to get that close to you.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Sceptre is that you got, weakling? I have a gun. I don't need to get that close to you.

Gun or no gun, either way you haven't the sac to snipe a chipmunk, let alone royalty.

 

[FBI parte due]

Dude, he gots mad scrotes. Don't step.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Dude, he gots mad scrotes. Don't step.

His scrotes indeed seem a bit testy, and easily wrinkled.

 

[Loktar]

His scrotes indeed seem a bit testy, and easily wrinkled.

You amuse me. I'll spare you....for now.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Dude, he gots mad scrotes. Don't step.

His scrotes indeed seem a bit testy, and easily wrinkled.

You amuse me. I'll spare you....for now.

They also retract quickly into the body, in the presence of danger.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Can I be the official cook and bottle washer?

 

[Loktar]

They also retract quickly into the body, in the presence of danger.

LIES!

 

[aeommai]

at least you guys left the badlands.