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Tea Room Government

I hereby found the First Provisional Government of the Tea Room, and appoint myself Chancellor of the Press. Darthsikle shall serve as Dominus for as long as he pleases. Viva la dictature!

You just won't be happy until this entire site smells like your ass, will you?
 
Well, we're taking a sleeping break right now, and meeting up in an hour to walk fourteen miles through LA. Gross Indecency was good; we were by far the youngest people in the theatre. :p
 
Well, we're taking a sleeping break right now, and meeting up in an hour to walk fourteen miles through LA. Gross Indecency was good; we were by far the youngest people in the theatre. :p
 
Well, we're taking a sleeping break right now, and meeting up in an hour to walk fourteen miles through LA. Gross Indecency was good; we were by far the youngest people in the theatre. :p

honesstly, good luck, girl sounds cool and if you still have that stache from that vid you've got it in the bag.

but do you HAVE to pollute the board withthis democracy crap?
 
It is my duty to spread responsible, ethic government to the lost peoples of TK.

The Tea Room, however, will be a chaotic monarchy, not a democracy. The Badlands isn't either, except nominally, it's actually an oligarchic republic.
 
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TESTIFY!
 
who's the monarch? you stated you're the chancellor, Nixon claimed to be monarch.
True. In spite of:

I hearby declare myself king. No go my minions and erect big statues of me.
As long as nobody breaks into the liquor cabinet. steals the silverware or raids the family jewels, I don't mind what sort of rule takes place. And I don't mind challenges to my kingship --but we might have to have a knife-fight over giant grinding gears to see who wears the crown and commands the Golden Army.
 
I come up here because the Badlands sees less action that Hilary's twat and Dual is hard at work fagging up the Tea Room. Where I came to escape the stench of the decaying Badlands. Can someone, anyone, simply take Dual and either lock him in a cage or otherwise get him to devote his energy to something else? I'd whack him with a tire iron but I'm in another country.
 
I come up here because the Badlands sees less action that Hilary's twat and Dual is hard at work fagging up the Tea Room. Where I came to escape the stench of the decaying Badlands. Can someone, anyone, simply take Dual and either lock him in a cage or otherwise get him to devote his energy to something else? I'd whack him with a tire iron but I'm in another country.

If it disgusts you that much, go back to Lonaf. It really would be better for everyone.
 
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