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So a painting fell on my nose

Actually, a funny thing happened while I was in Michigan.

One time, when the woman and I were going at it, the painting above her headboard fell.
She saw it and was trying to keep it off my head with her feet.

No damage, but quite fun!
 
That happened to me yesterday, damn thing caught my nose ring too :(
 
Actually, a funny thing happened while I was in Michigan.

One time, when the woman and I were going at it, the painting above her headboard fell.
She saw it and was trying to keep it off my head with her feet.

No damage, but quite fun!

I've done something similar, but the supergeek version. My 12 inch Darth Maul action figure fell off and hit me on the nose when at it in the spare room.
 
They're everywhere. They're in every home. There's probably one looking at you right now.

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They want to kill you and everyone you care about. Don't let them win.

Say NOSE to paintings!
 
It could have been worse if it was the Ultra Magnus that fell off instead.
 
You'll never believe that, but a painting of the Fallen Maddona With The Big Boobies just fell on my dick!
 
you're right - I'll never believe that.
 
That's why I said you'll never believe it.
 
you must be psychic!
 
Great painting! :)
 
Like I do with girls...
 
what you punch them in the liver before they start talking to u?
 
Thats just not a nice thing to do.
 
It's better to end it quickly.
 
Some girls might like being punched by Captain Wacky.
 
NICE ONES?
 
Of course.
 
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