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Dessert

Love Child

One Love
Caremel pudding
pumpkin pie
whip cream
my tongue
your anus
my hand
your ass
1 finger
your
vag
 
Yum give me some before I cum out me bum wtf?
 
I think I need to fill your asshole with whipcream and lick it off
 
I think I need to fill your asshole with whipcream and lick it off

Yes, plz!
 
I made fudge!

(I'm not making a poop joke here, I actually made fudge for thanksgiving!)
 
I made fudge!

(I'm not making a poop joke here, I actually made fudge for thanksgiving!)

Milk, milk
Lemonade.
Around the back
Fudge is made.
 
The fudge is gone already.
 
The fudge is gone already.

I should hope so. I'd hate to think you didn't wipe ur ass or flush the toilet.
 
I'm speaking of the fudge I made Loktar. As in chocolate?

I DID clarify that this wasn't a poop joke...
 
I'm speaking of the fudge I made Loktar. As in chocolate?

I DID clarify that this wasn't a poop joke...

well I can't let the opportunity slide for a poop joke. OK?
 
There wil lalways be another chance for a poop joke...ALWAYS.
 
The dessert is mine
I licked the strawberries
and whip cream
off her body
ate her slowly
I tasted her curves
and spent time
licking her
knees
 
Chocolate covered strawberries=W1N
 
Chocolate covered strawberries=W1N

I much prefer strawberries and whip cream. Fruit and chocolate not a good mix IMO.
 
Chocolate covered strawberries are a natural aphrodisiac ;)
 
Chocolate covered strawberries are a natural aphrodisiac ;)

So's your mom.
 
You sure do think about my mom a lot...
 
You sure do think about my mom a lot...

Got to stick with the classic insults.
 
Insults? RLY?

I thought you were GENUINELY INTERESTED in dating my mother.

She'll be heartbroken :(
 
Insults? RLY?

I thought you were GENUINELY INTERESTED in dating my mother.

She'll be heartbroken :(

Sorry dude. I want my first hair pie without crust.
 
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