Badlands to become the erotic literature forum

[Grandtheftcow]

Because Dirk loves it so much.

 

[jack]

I want to read the story where Pickle wipes his shit off on his ex-wifes ass after having anal with her.

 

[jack]

Wait, that's probably more disgusting than erotic.

 

[jack]

Still, it would be fun to read.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Because Dirk loves it so much.

I like erotic literature.

 

[Loktar]

I like erotic literature.

Who doesn't?

 

[Yub]

 

[Conchaga]

I put anal beads in my girlfriend's ass the other day and fucked her stupid. I could feel the beads in her ass, rubbing the underside of my cock. I could also feel the pull-ring on my balls and it tickled.

Needless to say, I came hard.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I want to read the story where Pickle wipes his shit off on his ex-wifes ass after having anal with her.

How about the one where your dad did that to you?

Oh wait. Child porn: my bad...

 

[jack]

:bigass: you said "she never even knew it...I had her shit on my hand and I just wiped it off on her"...priceless!

LOL

 

[The Dork Lord]

Link? I don't remember posting that, I'm pretty sure I never even did that. Granted My ex and I did some pretty twisted shit to each other, but involving scat.

OTOH, you being molested would explain like 70% of your personality disorders...

 

[jack]

:bigass: you absolutely did say that.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Clearly, the early onset Alzheimer's is working overtime...

 

[jack]

:bigass: you absolutely did say that.

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Loktar will be along with the cream in a little while. I think he's still asleep though, so you may have to wait a little bit.

 

[Yub]

Dork Lord...

Please remove that gif in your signature. The character shown within it commits suicide by repeated blunt force trauma. Suicide, as you well know, is illegal and we must obey the rules, lest someone stray in from TrekBBS and suddenly panic. Thank you for you co-operation. Have a nice day.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Loktar will be along with the cream in a little while. I think he's still asleep though, so you may have to wait a little bit.

Truth hurt? IDK Jack, Try telling it and I'll let you know.

Does constantly hitting the window as you try to enter a room hurt?

 

[jack]

I just find it hilarious that you would speak about your ex-wife (not to mention your sexual preferences and habits) in such a disgusting fashion.

Wait, never mind, that's typical for you, hypocrite.

Different strokes, and all that...

 

[jack]

:bigass: you absolutely did say that.

Truth hits everybody, eventually.

 

[Falconarg]

Please remove that gif in your signature. The character shown within it commits suicide by repeated blunt force trauma. Suicide, as you well know, is illegal and we must obey the rules, lest someone stray in from TrekBBS and suddenly panic. Thank you for you co-operation. Have a nice day.

bawwwwwwwwwww

 

[Loktar]

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Loktar will be along with the cream in a little while. I think he's still asleep though, so you may have to wait a little bit.

I brought the gallon size for Pickle's massive butt.....................hurt.

And some giant tweezers to try and pop his massive ego.