I have just split up with my new GF.....

[Seph]

Christmas isnt it a magical time.

 

[whisky]

Sorry to hear that dude, but still, new year, new bird, you have 7 days to find someone to bring in the new year with a bang

 

[FBI parte due]

That really sucks.

Shit'll be better soon, though.

 

[classichummus]

That sucks man. Hopefully it is just Christmas stress and she didn't really mean it! Hopefully if you give it a few days she will want back! Sorry dude. Best of luck!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you literally break her over your knee and shout "I AM BANE"?

 

[Seph]

A couple of times wacky... a couple of times. im not sure how i feel about her after this shit, i do have fresh guts lined up, might just jump ships... the other one is desperate to be boarded, time to swash buckle

 

[Donovan]

I feel for ya dude. On the way to work this morning I'm on a particular road for three goddamned minutes, not another soul out there with me except one car coming towards mine, kinda looked familiar, and what are the odds that it's my ex-fiancee with whom things ended badly. Locking eyes with that will put me in a foul fucking mood for the rest of the day. Hey thanks God, merry fucking Xmas to you too!

 

[Seph]

yer well that is bitches i mean women i mean cunts i mean... yer cunts for ya...

i will just go for new guts, its the only way...

 

[CaptainWacky]

If it's got ovaries, it's got NAGGING DISEASE.

 

[Tisiphone]

Aw, poor Seph. I'm sorry the chick's a cunt and can't handle. Go stuff someone else's guts worthy of your masterful and I'm quite sure sizable dick. YEEHAW

 

[Seph]

done and done, im already sorted for my next press...

 

[jack]

I got a handjob for christmas, so I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.

 

[Seph]

what was his name lol


joking...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Get up to your mush in bush.

 

[Seph]

i am already meeting someone tommorow nite.

i like to move fast.

 

[Tisiphone]

And he's made a full recovery. Yay!

 

[Seph]

its called the ping pong rebound, but some would call it an recovery.

 

[jack]

No squeezing the base on the upstroke....otherwise you should be just fine.

 

[Seph]

ive got my technique trust me mate

its just teaching the bints how to not mutilate a cock.

 

[Tisiphone]

I can't say I've ever been accused of mutilating a cock...