I have just split up with my new GF.....

[classichummus]

u are a silly fuckmunch keep making a fool of urself, i dont need to use a gun for a girl thats what canadians do.

He doesn't need a gun, he can just use his massive dick! It's 10 times more effective!

 

[Seph]

him being a massive dick does not mean he has a massive dick, why do you think he spends his whole time ranting? i answer because his penid has napoleon syndrome.

 

[classichummus]

He doesn't need a gun, he can just use his massive dick! It's 10 times more effective!

I was meaning "he" as in Seph, NOT Luci. Luci has a 1 inch (or 2.54 cm for you metric ppl) chode! Seph on the other hand, is WELL hung! He has a massive dick, trust me! 8===========D

 

[Seph]

all the ladies always tell, thank u CH for paying homage to my gut destroying titanic man sword.

 

[classichummus]

all the ladies always tell, thank u CH for paying homage to my gut destroying titanic man sword.

You're very welcome!

 

[Seph]

You're very welcome!

so was your sister/daughter/wife

 

[Tisiphone]

Tis the season for rekindling old flames, it seems.

 

[Seph]

why you doing your neighbor again? lol

 

[Seph]

or conny? lol

 

[Tisiphone]

neither.

 

[Seph]

well i thought i new you better than this...


She aint an old flame, she a new one i broke up with wen i made this thread.

 

[Tisiphone]

I have men in many zip codes.

 

[Seph]

im sure go spread ya le... i mean wings.

 

[Blindgroping]

I have men in many zip codes.

Tell them to loose weight and fit into one.