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I've done something terrible...

Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
Ralph's was selling lobsters at 10.99/lb... I just put him in the pot of boiling water. I've never killed anything before; I feel so awful.

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Yas u shuld feel bad, esp after not sending them to sleep in the freezer first!
Did they scream Dual?
Did they try to climb out?
 
I was sure to be out of the room at that point.
He did taste pretty good, but I'm never doing this again. Well, now he'll live on forever as a part of me.
 
Welcome to the gritty reality of being a carnivore. That meat you are eating used to be a living creature.

You should try stuffing a turkey or a chicken sometime. I just taught my friend how. He said he doesn't ever want to stick his hand inside another dead animal again.

Although, you haven't lived until you've shot a grouse/quail/pheasant, boiled it, cleaned it, and slow roasted it to perfection. That'll make you feel like a man.
 
Conchaga said:
Welcome to the gritty reality of being a carnivore. That meat you are eating used to be a living creature.

You should try stuffing a turkey or a chicken sometime. I just taught my friend how. He said he doesn't ever want to stick his hand inside another dead animal again.

Although, you haven't lived until you've shot a grouse/quail/pheasant, boiled it, cleaned it, and slow roasted it to perfection. That'll make you feel like a man.
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You stick your hand inside a dead animal every day. You call it 'momma'.
 
Conchaga said:
Welcome to the gritty reality of being a carnivore. That meat you are eating used to be a living creature.

You should try stuffing a turkey or a chicken sometime. I just taught my friend how. He said he doesn't ever want to stick his hand inside another dead animal again.

Although, you haven't lived until you've shot a grouse/quail/pheasant, boiled it, cleaned it, and slow roasted it to perfection. That'll make you feel like a man.
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I actually cleaned out my turkey on this last Thanksgiving. Definitely not a fun experience.

That said, I'll probably do it again next year. The turkey fryer's just too much fun.
 
Conchaga said:
Welcome to the gritty reality of being a carnivore. That meat you are eating used to be a living creature.

You should try stuffing a turkey or a chicken sometime. I just taught my friend how. He said he doesn't ever want to stick his hand inside another dead animal again.

Although, you haven't lived until you've shot a grouse/quail/pheasant, boiled it, cleaned it, and slow roasted it to perfection. That'll make you feel like a man.
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I have stuck my hand in a turkey. Grossest part is pulling out the giblets.
 
Conchaga said:
Welcome to the gritty reality of being a carnivore. That meat you are eating used to be a living creature.

You should try stuffing a turkey or a chicken sometime. I just taught my friend how. He said he doesn't ever want to stick his hand inside another dead animal again.

Although, you haven't lived until you've shot a grouse/quail/pheasant, boiled it, cleaned it, and slow roasted it to perfection. That'll make you feel like a man.
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I have stuck my hand in a turkey. Grossest part is pulling out the giblets.
 
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