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I think I smell

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So like do people who eat only vegatables, fruits and meat smell? Is this what it was like in the Adam and Eve days? Do you think Adam and Eve fucked all the time? I would have. I wonder if they smelled funny. Who do you think fucked the most from the bible? Probably none of them got everything they wanted, such God fearing people. Maybe David was the most ambitous of all.
 
So like do people who eat only vegatables, fruits and meat smell? Is this what it was like in the Adam and Eve days? Do you think Adam and Eve fucked all the time? I would have. I wonder if they smelled funny. Who do you think fucked the most from the bible? Probably none of them got everything they wanted, such God fearing people. Maybe David was the most ambitous of all.

1. Yes. Damn dirty hippies.
2. Yes. wild, kinky, dirty monkey sex.
3. Yes.
4. Jesus. He was playa.
 
Oh come on Loktar. I think there were some pretty horny chicks in that there bible. Always causing the men to stumble.
 
I smelled real bad tad ago. Good smelling is over-rated.
 
Sometimes I like the dirty smelly manly smell on a guy. But I have to like you to want to smell you. Other times the cologne is nice. Damn I'm hungry now.
 
Oh come on Loktar. I think there were some pretty horny chicks in that there bible. Always causing the men to stumble.

Of course. I'm not denying that. Mary Magdelene, Elizabeth, Mary, Cleopatra, Delilah, Esther, Eve, etc.
 
Thank you for Tempting me Loktar! I just had all sorts of unpleasant sinful thoughts towards those ladies. I heard God frowning at me. No, really I did. And he is frowning upon me right now.

Especially because I thought of that time I was kissing that guy when I went to the bible college and he felt my breast and then when we were done he felt ashamed and asked, "Why did you tempt me like that?" And or he also wanted to know why I didn't stop him.

Good stuff man good stuff.
 
Abraham had like 2200 kids, so he obviously got a lot of biblical pussy.
 
Abraham had like 2200 kids, so he obviously got a lot of biblical pussy.

And he probably had kids with his kids. Incest wasn't taboo back then.
 
Is it wrong that i get turned on reading about Lot's daughters double-teaming him?
 
Is it wrong that i get turned on reading about Lot's daughters double-teaming him?

Not at all. You'll be going to Hell though for the sin of wearing clothes made of two different fabrics though.
 
and for cooking the meat of the baby lamb in the milk of its own mom
 
If you still smoke, you'd smell. You only smell it if you don't smoke.

OMG When I was a kid I knew this chick that when she sweat, she smelled like FAST FOOD! But it was kinda hot. She had some tig ole bitties also.
 
If you still smoke, you'd smell. You only smell it if you don't smoke.

OMG When I was a kid I knew this chick that when she sweat, she smelled like FAST FOOD! But it was kinda hot. She had some tig ole bitties also.

mmmm....breasteses.
 
Pickle, where do you come up with this shit?
 
Thank you for Tempting me Loktar! I just had all sorts of unpleasant sinful thoughts towards those ladies. I heard God frowning at me. No, really I did. And he is frowning upon me right now.

Especially because I thought of that time I was kissing that guy when I went to the bible college and he felt my breast and then when we were done he felt ashamed and asked, "Why did you tempt me like that?" And or he also wanted to know why I didn't stop him.

Good stuff man good stuff.

Did you ever go any further with him?
 
Did you ever go any further with him?

No. And in fact now that I think of it, he did smell. But I had a good girl image to uphold during that time in my life. I call it "The Re-Virgin Years"
 
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