Yesterday in Lewisham I saw a fast food van with

[Fuddlemiff]

"THE SAUSAGE MAN" proudly emblazoned on the outside.

I thought of our lovely Sausage in the MF.

 

[Cassie]

Did you chase the van down and demand a sausage?

 

[Seph]

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[Fuddlemiff]

It's not really the kind of place you want to run down a street demanding sausage, I'm surprised this guy didn't get lynched the second he showed up in that van, actually.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I sincerely hope it was some kind of travelling GAY SEX business in disguise.

 

[Seph]

wudnt be a very good disguise wud it?

 

[curiousa2z]

no, it was a VAGUELY-CRYPTIC -MESSAGE reminding Fuddlemiff that MF stalkers (ok, Cassie and I ) are EVERYWHERE.

 

[Cassie]

YES, we know we can catch MFers with SAUSAGE. Fortunately none of you will remember this when you see the sausage van, and you'll come running anyway. LOOK AT THAT SAUSAGE!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Or maybe it's like Lost and we've all met eachother without realising it.

 

[WillsZenith]

ewww lewisham

 

[Gagh]

Has SAUSAGEMAN ever met Shakira?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He conned her out of ten rashers of bacon once.

 

[Dr Dave]

Mmm bacon.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I liked The Van.

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[Seph]

yer that film was ok.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I fucking love Colm Meaney.

 

[Seph]

well y dnt u marry him len

 

[curiousa2z]

Well, cuz Colm can't marry ALL of us, ya know! So to be fair we all just watch his films.

(Unless Wacky already knows where he lives and is bogarting that knowledge for himself).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Through a hosepipe.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

THE SAUSAGEMAN has yet to confirm whether this is the first step in his plan of world domination, but I think you'll agree, the evidence is clear.