Yesterday in Lewisham I saw a fast food van with

[Cassie]

I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no, I'm a sausage man

SAUSAGE MAAAAAAAN, burning out his bun out here alone.

Lewisham ain't the kind of place to braise your brats
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to braise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A sausage man, a sausage man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time...

 

[Dr Dave]

THE SAUSAGEMAN has yet to confirm whether this is the first step in his plan of world domination, but I think you'll agree, the evidence is clear.

I believe there is a clear and present danger.