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I keep waking up

To be truthful, I prefer to give it in the end, not take it.
 
I'm eating cheerios and listening to the Alan Davies Arsenal Podcast. I should be sleeping.

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I don't even try going to bed anymore.

Oh and I found this.

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I'm eating cheerios and listening to the Alan Davies Arsenal Podcast. I should be sleeping.

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I still say he looks like Jo Brand.

Or maybe the angry-sex child of Jo and HURLEY.
 
To be truthful, I prefer to give it in the end, not take it.

I usually don't like taking it, but made an exception tonight for the drunk woman who stuck her finger in my ass twice and grabbed my right butt cheek.

Certainly made seeing Who's Bad: The Ultimate Michael Jackson Tribute Band alot more interesting.
 
And you're still a virgin? WTF DUDE....WTF
 
Oh, Loktar....DO I HAVE TO COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOU OR SOMETHING??
 
Or something.:(
 
1. Go out with your brother and his girl
2. Get them drunk.
3. Make sure your brother passes out.
4. Roofies in the girl's drink.
5. ????
6. PROFIT.


































































































OK NOT REALLY BUT DO SOMETHING DAMMIT.
 
I wasn't going to wank last night but then I noticed I wasn't asleep so I just did.
 
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