Why does...

[Gagh]

Dr Pepper from the can, taste 100 times better than Dr Pepper from a plastic bottle.

Those who can provide the most inventive suggestion, will win SAUSAGEMAN's Sausage (he will be renamed SAUSAGE WON IN DR PEPPER QUESTION MAN).

 

[Loktar]

Why does any version of Dr. Pepper(should be renamed Dr. Pooper) taste like shit? Even the chocolate one.

 

[Ilyanna]

Loktar, that was not an answer!

Well, Gagh, Dr. Pepper has, as you surely already suspected, a secret ingredient. (Some still say it is plum juice, but we all know that this myth was created by Charles Alderton himself to distract from the fact that the plant extract he used was not entirely legal even back then.) Anyway, when Dr. Pepper was first filled in bottles, plastic was a long way from being invented, so nobody could anticipate the strange but chemically quite interesting reaction between the secret ingredient (not plum juice) and the estrogen residue in PET bottles. While of course COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY HARMLESS, the resulting estrogen derivate sends out a pheromonic message along the lines of 'go fuck the next man you can get', thus making it a really welcome party drink in certain circles - unfortunately though, to some men completely not gay and totally into women, the substance would be detected by their gonads and immediately translated into a decrease in taste that would result in said male's rejection of any further Dr Pepper.

 

[FBI parte due]

Also, it gives black men bitch tits as part of The Man's plot to keep Al Sharpton down.

 

[Cassie]

THE REAL ANSWER: Captain Kirk beamed the carbonation out of the plastic bottles, but his beamer can't get into the cans.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't remember ever drinking it. Does it taste like oil? I might have drank it.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Coca Cola is the same way, way better from a can than a bottle, it is so odd.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't drink any sugary soda anymore, save for ginger ale. But all sodas taste better in a can (if they're ice cold). I love Diet Coke in a can, but not in any bottle.

The only soda that was best served in a glass bottle was/is Fresca. Best in glass, 2nd best in a can, icky in plastic.

 

[Seph]

it tastes better from the can coz more kids die in making cans than plastic bottles.

i just love the taste of tears.

 

[Cassie]

Carbonation leaks out through the plastic faster than it does through a can or a glass bottle. That's why a can of coke is so sharp it's like swallowing razors but a plastic bottle of coke is always kinda flat and syrupy.

 

[Tisiphone]

I like the bottles because I can mouth them.

 

[Seph]

3====D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (oYo)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like dead kids because I can kick them.

 

[Seph]

especially the dead brown ones, coz they look more like leather footballs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

and their parents don't even care

 

[Gagh]

Carbonation leaks out through the plastic faster than it does through a can or a glass bottle. That's why a can of coke is so sharp it's like swallowing razors but a plastic bottle of coke is always kinda flat and syrupy.

CASSIE WINS THE MOST IMPORTANT SAUSAGE THE MINE FIELD HAS EVER SEEN!

C'mon, SAUSAGEMAN, cough that fucker up!

(Yeah, so it wasn't that inventive, but it made SCIENTIFIC SENSE, so CASSIE WINS, the competition, our hearts, a sausage, and my TK virginity!)

 

[Cassie]

It's official! Gagh and I are getting married, it's the right thing to do.

 

[FBI parte due]

This is all a SINISTER, DICK-RELATED PLOT.

 

[Ilyanna]

pfft. 'Scientific sense'. Who the fuck cares about scientific sense?

 

[Seph]

i want to see blood and cum!!!