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Why are there three condoms in my purse?

Have any new condoms appeared in the purse?
 
It's like a Mary Poppins bag of sex toys in my purse now.
 
BAG OF HOLDING!
 
Slutbag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
You're one those people who'll ride the bus with a vibrator up your clacker, aren't you?
 
Or a butt plug.
 
And that just sounded downright nasty, too. BUT IT'S THE TRUTH WHOREMONGER
 
It's my fault. :(
 
Only two were used? tsk tsk

You're slacking off.... among other things.

Also, there's nothing wrong with going around in public with a buttplug up yer ass. It's even more fun if there's a second person in on it. Especially when they tease you by smacking your ass every once in a while.
 
Among other things? LoL. Do tell. ;)
 
I plan on more condoms being used tonight, though.
 
LOL, people who get sex whenever they want it are funny. I love the internet!
 
I've been looking all over for those type of people. Apparently none live in my neighborhood dammit.
 
Being married was good for that, until the first child arrived. Now I understand why every one in the Old Testament had 47 wives.
 
A fine reason to not get married I guess.
 
Except if you're not married the chances of sex whenever you want it plummet unless you're one of those people who get sex whenever they want it. I mean, look at Loktar. If he was married with no kids, he'd be getting steady regular sex. Single, no sex.
 
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