Timothy Olyphant

[Tisiphone]

Yes please.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Grey as a mouse,
Big as a house,
Nose like a snake,
I make the earth shake,
As I tramp through the grass;
Trees crack as I pass.
With horns in my mouth
I walk in the South,
Flapping big ears.
Beyond count of years
I stump round and round,
Never lie on the ground,
Not even to die.
Oliphaunt am I,
Biggest of all,
Huge, old, and tall.
If ever you'd met me
You wouldn't forget me.
If you never do,
You won't think I'm true;
But old Oliphaunt am I,
And I never lie.

 

[Tisiphone]

Um....YEA!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sam's poem from The Two Towers.

 

[Dual]

He looked better in Deadwood.

 

[Tisiphone]

He's got a new show coming out on FX this spring.

*slurp*

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Yeah, I see the billboards all over L.A. Justified. Haven't seen any promos, though.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

He raped my dog.

 

[Tisiphone]

It was asking for it.

 

[Mentalist]

Grey as a mouse,
Big as a house,
Nose like a snake,
I make the earth shake,
As I tramp through the grass;
Trees crack as I pass.
With horns in my mouth
I walk in the South,
Flapping big ears.
Beyond count of years
I stump round and round,
Never lie on the ground,
Not even to die.
Oliphaunt am I,
Biggest of all,
Huge, old, and tall.
If ever you'd met me
You wouldn't forget me.
If you never do,
You won't think I'm true;
But old Oliphaunt am I,
And I never lie.

I was steaming in to this thread all ready to post a picture of an Oliphaunt but this was much better.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I VILL SAVE DIS THREAD, BITCHEZ

 

[Tisiphone]

He's sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy in GO

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I happened to have some of these already saved in my picturehoster account.

 

[Tisiphone]

JUST ADD TO MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION FROM LAST NIGHT, EGGS. JUST GO AHEAD

 

[Tisiphone]

1. I'm at work.

2. My nozzle doesn't move.

3. Promises of picking up where we left off this afternoon.

4. Will fantasize about my lover and Timothy Olyphant to get me through the next 2.5 hours of work.

5. Owe Eggs some wine for the pix.

 

[Gagh]

He sucked in Die Hard 4.
He sucked in Catch & Release.

Not really a bad thing. Kelly Brooke can't act - in fact, she can hardly speak, but she's still the most huggable eye candy out there (to me, of course!).

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He was great as a self-obsessed homo in The Broken Hearts Club. As were Dean Cain, John Mahoney, Ben Weber, Andrew Keegan, Nia Long, Mary McCormack and ZACH BRAFF, bitches.

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