Feeling squidgy

[Cassie]

Soft and squishy, EASILY SQUASHED.

I thought I made up a new word but I was also EQUALLY sure that I'd heard it before - PARADOX. Anyway.

I feel like this has all happened before and it will all happen again. The squidgy feeling, that is. If god wears combat boots, I hope he doesn't step on me. I bet he looks like William Shatner.

My original word was squigy without the "d", but I knew it wasn't right. I'm having trouble with complete thoughts today. PLUS weird people I've never heard of keep sending me invitations, probably webcam WHORES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll squidge you good.

 

[Cassie]

SQUIDGE ME WACKY!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I like this thread!

It's exciting!

 

[Dr Dave]

Remember to keep an eye on the whole squidgly thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S LUCKY THOSE WATER PIPES HAD A RELEASE MECHANISM THAT APPARENTLY JUST DROPPED WATER ON THE FLOOR ISN'T IT

 

[Cassie]

IT'S LUCKY YOU HAVE A SQUEEGEE FOR MY SQUIDGY, ISN'T IT? YES IT IS.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did somebodies water break?

 

[Loktar]

Cassie is pregnant?

 

[Cassie]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The 'd' is essential. Otherwise you'd be feeling Squiggy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Whenever Noel Coward would work with Elaine Stritch on a show, he would fondly call her "Stritchy".

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Why don't you Squidge ALL OVER MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!??? YEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

 

[Dr Dave]

You could probably get Loktar to do that.

 

[Loktar]

You could probably get Loktar to do that.

He doesn't want me. I'm too fat and ugly.

*runs away sobbing*

 

[Cassie]

I'd rather feel LENNY.