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Why are there three condoms in my purse?

Single sex costs a lot more. You gotta get dressed up, pick a dinner or show venue, wine and dine and pretend to be interested in boring shit they want to talk about, blah blah blah.

Married sex is "Hey we got a few minutes and Im bored. Wanna do it?"
 
Donovan said:
I've been looking all over for those type of people. Apparently none live in my neighborhood dammit.
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They're all on my street.
 
Is the sex bigger in Texas?
 
Bigger and nastier.
 
Pregnant sex is definitely interesting. I'm waiting until he's developed enough to get pissed and kick me in the balls for disturbing his sleep.
 
Donovan said:
Single sex costs a lot more. You gotta get dressed up, pick a dinner or show venue, wine and dine and pretend to be interested in boring shit they want to talk about, blah blah blah.

Married sex is "Hey we got a few minutes and Im bored. Wanna do it?"
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Ultimately married sex would cost more, plus you can't easily leave if needed.
 
Dr Dave said:
Ultimately married sex would cost more, plus you can't easily leave if needed.
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I am currently testing this theory, I have as yet found no way to have inexpensive single person sex.
 
Do you have kids? Kids are often a huge cost when it comes to the married sex from what I've seen. Another huge cost in often at the end of a marriage, when the woman takes half your stuff.
 
Tisiphone said:
69 Pussy Road.
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LIES! I googled it, Pussy Road is not a road it's a cul-de-sac that ends at Piety knob, and only goes to #68 before you have to turn around!
 
*snickers*
 
Perhaps she has a chastity belt on then.
 
I don't think these were condoms at all. I'm willing to bet they were old ladies rain hats, and you've just mistaken them for Andre the Giant's condoms.

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