Which Mine Fielder would you brutally murder if you could get away with it?

[Ishcabittle]

i think he's dreamy, especially when he's bein' a hardass.

 

[Dr Dave]

You're a nice man Ish.

 

[Tisiphone]

Can we get back to killing/fucking now?

 

[Loktar]

Can we get back to killing/fucking now?

Yes.

*murders Titsiphone with his penis*

 

[Tisiphone]

*deflects Loktar's penis with her cockblocking skills*

 

[Loktar]

*was unaware you knew Kum-fu*

*tactical retreat*

 

[Dr Dave]

She's in Texas, of course she knows it.

 

[Donovan]

No one wants to kill (fuck) Gagh? Does that mean he is killing (fucking) us all?

No, we just don't want to end up in Daycare with fucked up thread titles for saying we want to kill him lol.

 

[Loktar]

She's in Texas, of course she knows it.

well ok then.

 

[I Love Cunt]

You are kind of a dick Dr Dave but that may well be your charm...I mean I don't find you charming but then I'm a bitch.

Dr Dave always tells it like it is. He is one of the most up front people I know and that is one of the many reasons I appreciate him.

 

[Dr Dave]

You are kind of a dick Dr Dave but that may well be your charm...I mean I don't find you charming but then I'm a bitch.

Don't forget attention whore.

 

[FBI parte due]

Dr Dave, you're just an all-around slut.

 

[Dr Dave]

Well that is true.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THIS IS THE WHO DO YOU WANT TO KILL THREAD, NOT THE LET'S SUCK DR DAVE'S HOT COCK THREAD. THAT'S BELOW.

 

[The Tomtrek]

HOT cock, you say?

 

[Dr Dave]

Hello and welcome to team Dave.

 

[Yub]

No-one thinks of me enough to want to kill me. I'm unsure of how I feel about that.

 

[FBI parte due]

NOBODY CARES ENOUGH AB OUT ME TO PROPERTY CAPITALIZE MY NAME

 

[Dr Dave]

Hi FBI

 

[Homo Erectus]

No-one thinks of me enough to want to kill me. I'm unsure of how I feel about that.

I'd like to beat you about the head and shoulders with a hockey stick. That help?