Pluck them, don't pull them

[Tisiphone]

That is all.

 

[Dual]

Eyebrows?

 

[Tisiphone]

Nipples.

 

[Dual]

I wish that it'd stop growing back eventually!

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, if y'all wouldn't tug so damned hard (and believe me, I like pain) we wouldn't have that problem!

I actually had to say ow the other day, and you should have heard him. "Since when am I too rough for you?" Since you're trying to decapitate by boob!

 

[Dual]

Well, if y'all wouldn't tug so damned hard (and believe me, I like pain) we wouldn't have that problem!

I actually had to say ow the other day, and you should have heard him. "Since when am I too rough for you?" Since you're trying to decapitate by boob!

You should decapitate him!

 

[Tisiphone]

Nah, he's a cutie. I told him to kiss it and make it better.

 

[Dual]

Nah, he's a cutie. I told him to kiss it and make it better.

Aww, that's cute. How long've you two been together?

 

[Tisiphone]

LoL...define "together?"

 

[Dual]

LoL...define "together?"

Let's go with "engaging in coitus" for simplicity.

 

[Tisiphone]

A few months.