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If you HAD to have sex with any animal...

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It would be a duck, right?
 
Human.
 
Porcupine.
 
I would have secks with mahself
 
Kinkajou
 
I would have sex with a human. Humans are animals too.
 
duck or beaver.
 
This thread is very concerning to me.
 
And why is that?
 
There is a reason that Sheep Shagging is often joked about.
 
Duck. Failing that, manatee.
 
Human doesn't count. Don't try to pull that crap with me.
 
African Black Mamba. The most lethal snake in the world. Just for the challenge.
 
Pig. So I can recreate Ned Beatty's scene from Deliverance.
 
I'd have sex with a kitten. It would be nice to actually want to hug after sex.
 
Mentalist said:
I'd have sex with a kitten. It would be nice to actually want to hug after sex.
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hehe....I was originally gonna say doggystyle with a dog.
 
Horse, BIG DONGS.
 
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