If you HAD to have sex with any animal...

[Big Dick McGee]

Cassie is a SIZE KWEEN!!

 

[Seph]

i wud say cats becoz my penis would definitely do injuries to a cat and i hate them.

 

[Dual]

ock holster, humans are human, not animals.

Oh yeah, Yubbie? Please, tell me more.

 

[CaptainWacky]

God raised us above the beasts, duh.

 

[Yub]

Well when was the last time you saw a horse do advanced calculus? Or a narwhal send a probe to Mars? Or a dog do something oher than eat it's own vomit, shit on the ground and lick himself?

Sure the larger percentage of our race act like beasts, but there is a definite demarcation between humans and animals.

 

[Dual]

Well when was the last time you saw a horse do advanced calculus? Or a narwhal send a probe to Mars? Or a dog do something oher than eat it's own vomit, shit on the ground and lick himself?

Sure the larger percentage of our race act like beasts, but there is a definite demarcation between humans and animals.

So you believe that intelligence makes us something separate from the animal kingdom. Just a wild guess here, you don't have much education to speak of, and you're an evangelical Christian of some sort?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

A cub, probably.

Ideally, this one:

 

[CaptainWacky]

CHrist on a bike.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hairy shoulders are where Fuddlemiff draws the line. But the rest is good.

 

[Dr Dave]

Pig. So I can recreate Ned Beatty's scene from Deliverance.

hpeek:

 

[Yub]

Yes, Dual, I'm an uneducated simpleton....save me from my ignorance and lack of understanding! Please help me be as smug and learned as you, I crave the level of self assured arrogance you have achieved! Reading your words of wisdom, I can see that everything we see is all we can know! Teach me the knowledge, Dual! You're right about it all!

 

[Dual]

Yes, Dual, I'm an uneducated simpleton....save me from my ignorance and lack of understanding! Please help me be as smug and learned as you, I crave the level of self assured arrogance you have achieved! Reading your words of wisdom, I can see that everything we see is all we can know! Teach me the knowledge, Dual! You're right about it all!

So in other words, you are an evangelical Christian with no academic experience past high school (if even that). Thanks for confirming.

 

[Yub]

And you're an arrogant prick. Thanks for confirming.

 

[Dual]

What, are the two of you in the "humens rnt animalz" camp, too?

 

[Loktar]

[Elephant Man] I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A HUMAN BEING![/Elephant Man]

 

[Dual]

[Elephant Man] I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A HUMAN BEING![/Elephant Man]

Come on, Loktar. You're smarter than that.

 

[Loktar]

Come on, Loktar. You're smarter than that.

Indeed. And smart enough to know not to show off my smarts all the time lest I be seen as some sort of elitist faggot.

 

[Dual]

Accepting humanity's place in the animal kingdom only shows that you have more than two functioning brain cells.

Where did this elitist faggot meme come from, anyway?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Same place most of the conflict in this thread has come from: you.

Take a pill or something, it's a party.

 

[Dual]

Same place most of the conflict in this thread has come from: you.

Take a pill or something, it's a party.

Eggsy, darling, Yubbles started it.

Such crystallised idiocy cannot go ignored. Besides, TK's all about conflict.