Lets all...

[Dr Dave]

Among other things.

 

[Yub]

Housewares.

 

[Dr Dave]

Indeed.

 

[Loktar]

You can buy it at S-Mart.

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart".

Right next to the condoms and beer.

 

[Cassie]

and sharp knives

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll bring a note from my doctor explaining why I'm so late to this thread.

Also vodka & fruit punch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

STOP TELEPHONING ME
I'M BUSY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT THEY WANT TO OFFER YOU A DISCOUNT ON YOUR PHONE BILL IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBERS AND HAT SIZE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Just unplug your phone!

 

[Loktar]

Just unplug your brain and let your cares float away.

 

[Dr Dave]

His phone isn't in his head...

OR IS IT?

 

[Loktar]

His phone isn't in his head...

OR IS IT?

I never meant to imply he did have a phone jammed in his head. And all the those charges on my bill for Scotland was because I was calling the Loch Ness monster. Yeah....thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

*whistles innocently and walks off*

 

[Dr Dave]

LIES LOKTAR!

 

[Loktar]

 

[Yub]

Duh, the Loch Ness Monster hasn't got a phone. He's telepathic.

 

[Loktar]

Duh, the Loch Ness Monster hasn't got a phone. He's telepathic.

Your mom's telepathic.

 

[Yub]

That makes no sense at all, mainly because she's not.

 

[Loktar]

That makes no sense at all, mainly because she's not.

I know. I was still half asleep when I posted that. But I must admit even fully awake I can't think of a better comeback than that.

 

[Tisiphone]

Is your mother Sookie?

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't give her no three-fiddy.