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Who's sexier?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Han Solo or Indiana Jones?
 
Indiana Jones. He has a hat.
 
Indiana Jones.
 
Indiana Jones
 
But Han hangs out with Chewie!
 
Indy, because Han always shoots (cums) first.
 
Fucking faggots in this thread. No doubt they reside in fucking San Fucking Fran-fucking-cisco.
 
Dr Jones, definitely. I mean, he even has a whip!
 
But your son would grow up to be in Transformers.
 
HAN. SOLO.

You're all completely insane. Indy's both far too clean cut and book smart. He may get into trouble for time to time but between him and Han, Indy's a goody two shoes. I'd say I'd go gay for Han, but he'd probably beat the shit out of me. Chicks love Han, he's able to corrupt even an uptight senator's daughter. You'd never catch Han teaching shit to kids...remember when the Fonz did that and he wasn't cool anymore? THAT'S INDY.
 
Indiana Jones got Hitler's autograph, and his dad is Sean Connery. There's no contest.
 
Indy brings guns to sword fights.
 
His dad probably taught him that, its the Chicago way.
 
Indy all the way IMO!
 
Indy has a whip, Han has a SPACE ship.
 
And Han married a princess. THAT'S PRETTY HOT?
 
Indy married a bartender, free drinks forever!
 
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